Sunday, June 7, 2009

Propose This


Ok. Guys, can you put the rings down for a minute? I mean, it's great that you found the "love of your life" or at least who you think is. However, that does not mean you need to propose right now.

Damn Beyonce. Damn her for putting this idea in people's heads. If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it. Just because you like it, does NOT mean you NEED to put a ring on it. You can take some time to make sure this is the right move for you. Make sure you really know your paramore. You don't wanna get 3 months into your marriage before you find out their 'but...'. Exampe: "She's so funny, but she sings everything she does." Here's another: "He's such a sweet guy, but his favorite movie is League of Extrodinary Gentlemen." One more? "She is really cute, but she is apart of some strange lady mafia"

If people in my life could just stop getting married, just for a little while, I'd be very grateful. Those who already are, you are welcome to stay engaged, get married, and live long happy lives. I really am happy for you. Just no more please. Thank you and goodnight.

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