High and Low

Last night, my nose was perfreated and began to bleed profusely. That hasn't happened in a little over a year. Freakin' 3000 miles above sea level.

Effington

Being back in Utah has been really weird. It's been fun, but... I suppose 'educational' would be a good word for it. I have missed ALOT. But it's ok. I don't really know that I would've really wanted to be here for alot that went down.


Anyway, I got to go to Panda night with my cousins. It was almost like it was in Flo. Accept with subzero temperatures.



And most magnificent so far; I got to hang out with my JennaLove. We went sight seeing yesterday (there aren't many sights to be seen, but those few needed to be saught) and it was so much fun. It is so easy to hang out with her even after a year of seperation.


So there is a little update. Oh HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

Sink, Florida, Sink

I'm home. In Utah I mean. I'm kinda done being the social outcast in the FL. Needed a break from it. So I'm in the UT.

Yesterday, was the longest day of traveling. Ever. Ever ever. The flight from Orlando to Denver went well enough. Then, an extended lay-over (5 hours) in CO due to unexpected technical difficulties, bascially exhausted every once of patience I had. Hoping to chilax when I get home, I arrive at a surprise party. Mostly family, which is great, but also alot of people I'm not really fond of. All in all it was a little overhelming. Fine, but overwhelming...slightly.

Anyway, it's kinda weird to be here. I look around and am reminded of memories that involved a version of me that no longer exists. I don't know that haunting is the right word, but...kinda.

The snow is nice thought. It wouldn't feel like the winter without it.

Be Ok

So, yes it's been forever. My computer had early stages of an unknown cancer. It made it through some intense chemo and radiation and I am happy to report that it is doing well. A little worse for the ware, but alive none the less.

These Days Are Dark

Remember the affore mentioned "dark place" i am sent to when life gets unpleasant? Yeah, well, it smells really bad too. It's dark and smells sweat and anger and shame. I wish I could get out of my time-share here.

City Stop

So I'm a little behind with my updates. ALOT of crap has occured in the last two days so I will try to catch ya'll up.

Yesterday, I was summoned to a hearing at the Orange county courthouse. Which means I had to journey to downtown Orlando. Ye who've followed my blog will recall the catastrophy that goes down with me and the city.

I made it there, a few minutes late yes, but no worse for the ware. As I rode the elevator to courtroom 10C, I anticipated all possible consequenses for my offense. Driving in the great state of Florida, while lacking a valid Florida license. Who the hell do I think I am? Of course I should have a hearing. I should've gone straight to the slammer.

Upon entering 10C, I half expect Billy Flynn to pop up and give the judge the old razzle dazzle. For shiz, this court thing was the real deal. It came complete with witness stand, two rows of audience seating, and jury chairs where, had my case been slightly more high profile, those twelve anrgy men would be staring me down, looking for any sign of guilt.

Anyway, the honorable judge Higbee declared my case "Nolle Pros". Means the state didn't have enough info to make this a bigger deal than it needed to be and all charges were dropped. Whooooooo!

There's Always Someone Cooler Than You

So I'm doing my stand-in thing for the new American Idol attraction at Hollywood Studios, and in walks one of the stars of my favorite sitcom, How I Met Your Mother. Neil Patrick-freakin' Harris! We met, we talked, we're long lost best friends (and of course by "talked", I mean nodded to us as he passed by, which is practically an invite to come watch him on the set of HIMYM. Now Mia and Neil are battling it out for the spot of my BEST friend. I will try my best to stop the carnage.