So I've heard rumblings about Mercury being in retrograde (a.k.a. f-ing everything up). I was a little skeptical. How could a a rogue planet cause a comotion? Come on.
Now, I am a believer. Needless to say, today was fairly tragic. I don't care if it's irrational, it just makes me feel better to blame Mercury. If that little red mass of lame doesn't get its act together, I'm gonna come out there and kick it's ass!
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