Here's the think about Boat Dock. It's so fantastically nice to not have to haul a fifty pound costume through the Amazon jungle that is Animal Kingdom. Everything is just over there. So nice. Until you move there.
You see, the boat dock is located down a hill, through a thicket of baboo as well as other tropical foliage. Trees lead to excess Oxygen and when you add in the Floridian factor makes this remarkable thing known as killer humidity. When you are in a certain outfit, killer humidity (yes you must say the full thing) drenches you in sweat. And I'm not just talkin' 'It's hot today' and a wipe away the bead from your brow. I'm talkin typhoon level stank water seeping from every pore. (It also doesn't help when ceatain members of the same gender yell 'TAKE IT OFF' when I get offstage and can remove this bio-hazzard of an outfit.)
A boat dock break is what I need. And by gum, I shall recieve...it. Three days off sounds amazing, huh?
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